THE RULES (of The Game)

1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

2. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

3. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

4. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE wrongly did or said. (Of course, the MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding).

5. The MALE must never change his mind without express written consent of the FEMALE.

6. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

7. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

8. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

9. The MAN who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is suffering from seriously diminished life expectancy.

10. Any attempt by the MALE to document or learn THE RULES could result in bodily harm including impairment of the ability to procreate.

11. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all the RULES may be null and void.

12. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

13. The MALE must be ready at all times.